23 Jan 2026 21:21:14
Hello all,
First off I have to apologise for my last post. I'm new to my job and it's taking it out of me and I've been drinking a bit too much, I shouldn't post after having a few sneaky ones. So my apologies!
I have been asked to work with a couple of players……. Lewis Hall and Lamine Camara!
My work consists of personal training, diets and one2one workouts.
So in having conversations with the player agents, I was asked if they moved club would i still work with them. When asked where they would move to, in that conversation I was asked, would I be happy to work in the Caldy area! (obviously I said yes)
Not saying this is Liverpool related but keep an eye on Lewis Hall and Lamine Camara!
23 Jan 2026 21:40:10
Cheers Neilly, we'll add you to the list of ITK's
It's getting almost as long as Ed001's list of players profiles!
23 Jan 2026 21:49:13
Your job is one on one workouts and sports nutrition and your sat there smashing pints?
23 Jan 2026 21:51:00
Yeeeeeaaaa,
Really sorry, but that last post I think will cause quite a lot of folk to question the reliability.
Not knocking but the back and forth with names. "We should have kept him" when discussing Morton but then actually it was Forfana, but he has never played for us so the comment made little to no sense, amongst other key parts.
Not me having a go at all but there were so many holes and flaws to what was being suggested. I dunno maybe you are doing as you say. But unfortunately it just brings any real reliability of information into question.
23 Jan 2026 22:03:50
You don't have to apologise Neil, it's a rumours site. Take it easy, cheers for posting.
23 Jan 2026 22:04:51
Stop digging Neil.
23 Jan 2026 22:10:39
At this point Neily your posts are seen as hilarious for all the right (parody) reasons. as if Alan Partridge was a real Sports Broadcaster. Keep them coming, we are enjoying them regardless.
23 Jan 2026 22:10:50
A personal trainer that drinks too much and gets flown to France to watch football matches. The plot thickens.
{Ed025's Note - its like a cross between Rab C Nesbitt and James Bond..
23 Jan 2026 22:14:55
I don't care how many drinks you've had you wouldn't get mixed up about being at a game to watch Fofana but thinking you were there to watch Morton, who you thought was injured but was actually playing.
But hey, if you get your kicks by pretending you are ITK then you do you mate. People can and will make their own minds up whether to believe you or not.
23 Jan 2026 22:18:34
The only bit I believe from your posts is where you say your lashing into the pints! ????.
23 Jan 2026 22:28:22
Haha slowly becoming my favourite poster Neily! More holes than swiss cheese and so random but enjoyable reading everytime ?. Site has gotten very serious lately. keep it up lad!
23 Jan 2026 22:39:31
Your job is 121 personal training but sent abroad to watch players
Bizarre.
23 Jan 2026 23:00:49
I like my booze, it's a problem! Being a professional trainer doesn't mean I can't drink. I loved the Alan partridge comment. back of the net as he would say :) ! Either way I'm going to keep them coming.
Much love to you all.
{Ed025's Note - all credit to you Neily for having the bottle to answer replies and take it all in your stride mate...Kudos..
23 Jan 2026 23:02:28
And he's still more accurate than the other ITK's!
23 Jan 2026 23:43:20
NEILY reminds me of the Mick Miller sketch about Noddy.
24 Jan 2026 00:04:02
I'm shocked you posted again, didn't cringe hard enough last time? lol ??
Keep them coming, mate.
24 Jan 2026 01:00:50
Strange how this "rumour" appears right after one of the big twitter accounts say we have shortlisted Hall and Camara.
Even stranger how you are doing personal training and one2one workouts for two players in two different countries.
One of them plays in Newcastle, the other in Monaco. You probably didn't know that, but now you do make you can explain how you shuttle between the two everyday (in between scouting Malick Morton)
Sorry but I'd file this under "Banter".
24 Jan 2026 01:42:20
Good ok'd school rumours - leave the lad alone.
24 Jan 2026 02:34:18
Keep 'em comin Neily!
That last post was the most entertainment I've seen on here in a long long time.
24 Jan 2026 05:14:03
I'm glad we've cleared up that this is a parody account. Had us all biting yesterday mate, we'll played. I'll File these next to the fornax posts!
24 Jan 2026 07:09:51
I'd have just not replied and made another account with a new Walter Mitty persona to be honest mate.
24 Jan 2026 07:45:25
Thread of the year already. Quality entertainment.
24 Jan 2026 08:05:12
Ok'd was supposed to say old but in light of the thread I guess it makes no difference.
24 Jan 2026 08:12:54
James C Nesbitt Ed25? With the C being his wonderful new hairline?
Loving this new poster? I am getting Cold Feet.
24 Jan 2026 08:47:22
Absolutely brilliant!
Well done Neily for keeping us all entertained!
I'm off to the gym, then straight to the pub.
24 Jan 2026 08:52:44
Lewis Hall may have been a decent rumour last season, Camara slightly plausible given we'd be looking in that position. Parody accounts have their place, even better when they're interactive.
24 Jan 2026 11:08:04
Neily may be our new desperate scousewives/ Fornax ikea post for completely random giggles.
Fair play for keep posting and keep it up. if the leaks to LFC are drying up at least we have these.
Not entirely sure it's just the drink fella. any other substances going into your body?!
24 Jan 2026 11:24:12
Colombian marching powder.
24 Jan 2026 11:47:19
One-to-one, diets, and also attending games to assess players? (a scout?).
I love rumours. But I think it would be nicer if the rumours are shared without the need to act or add as if the one posted it really is in the business.
Keep them coming Neilly, but maybe skip the part "i was this. i was that".
24 Jan 2026 13:33:30
This guys first post claimed he wasn't an ITK only a fans and he never gets any info and within 24 hours of that had posted 2 rumours claiming to be an ITK which were somewhat well received and he has seemingly ran with persona since. I wouldn't bear too much credence to his posts but obviously welcome on the site.
24 Jan 2026 14:20:21
Cecil- powered posting. Keep on the chisel mate.
24 Jan 2026 14:44:24
A bit like me that Pickle, a contradiction ?. Never claim, nor want to be ITK but post info and get called one ?
Nice one Neily, keep it up mate.
24 Jan 2026 14:45:28
Been on the bag?
24 Jan 2026 15:11:50
Ah Nelly c'mon, let it go.
24 Jan 2026 15:19:58
Stromsgodset made me laugh your post that it reminded you of mick miller's Noddy .
Lol ha ha ????.
24 Jan 2026 18:11:08
Albeydered. I seen Mick Miller last year at the comedy store when I was in Blackpool, proper funny man.