24 Jul 2025 14:27:34
Hello all.
Liverpool are set to sign Alexander Isak for a British record fee in the coming weeks.
Ta.
24 Jul 2025 14:31:54
Thanks, great news.
24 Jul 2025 14:33:38
We’re going to win the league ??.
24 Jul 2025 14:36:19
Do we still expect a cb coming in carra.
24 Jul 2025 14:36:53
Shut uuuuuuupppppp. What a window! The squad will be biblical Carra, cheers for the update.
24 Jul 2025 14:39:17
Puncture repair kit on standby.
24 Jul 2025 14:39:51
Thanks Carra!
Get Edwards and Hughes on new long term contracts with £100m+ release clauses asap.
24 Jul 2025 14:40:27
Lord help me I can no longer bare all this good fortune ?
Thank you Carra.
24 Jul 2025 14:40:59
I love it when you talk dirty like that Carra ?.
24 Jul 2025 14:41:16
I would just like to quote Glen Quagmire from Family Guy
'Giggity'
24 Jul 2025 14:42:59
Cheers Carra - how confident are you now?
24 Jul 2025 14:44:10
Carr, I know you've just got married but do you fancy an affair!
You can do whatever you want to me!
I'll bring the tissues!
24 Jul 2025 14:46:18
I'm excited
Cheers Carra.
24 Jul 2025 14:47:50
Someone pinch me this must be a dream! Ta for the updates Carra.
24 Jul 2025 14:49:41
Well with Newcastle looking for a replacement and a back up striker what's the chances of Nunez going the other way?
24 Jul 2025 14:50:05
That is amazing news. Thanks Carra.
24 Jul 2025 14:50:18
Don't do this to me Carra!
24 Jul 2025 14:51:47
Do you think its likely to happen towards the end of the window or will he be available for the first game?
Thank you again Carra, its always appreciated.
24 Jul 2025 14:54:16
Carra you absolutely beautiful banana boating, bob sled peddling, Greggs sausage roll gobbling, meth kitchen meandering, samurai sword welding, Buddhist monk bobbing beast of a man!
24 Jul 2025 14:54:40
Mother of God.
24 Jul 2025 14:55:08
Just. Wow.
24 Jul 2025 15:00:38
Thank you Carra (Macca) - the news we’d all been dreaming about!
If we pull this off, then I can't remember a team ever having such a successful transfer window in the premier league.
If you would have told this forum page, social media and fans at anfield last September that the following summer we would have signed who he have (and hopefully will sign! ) nobody would have believed you.
24 Jul 2025 15:13:50
What about the young lad from Parma Carra? Feel like he will become a Liverpool legend if we get him.
24 Jul 2025 15:22:42
If we can only give him a name, Davey.
24 Jul 2025 15:23:18
Hughes OUT.
24 Jul 2025 15:24:09
I just want to put credit where it’s Due.
Carra came out before anyone, weeks ago, stuck his cock on the block and said, Liverpool sign Isak.
And I’ll tell you what, even if it doesn’t happen, he nailed this before anyone.
24 Jul 2025 15:26:57
I ll give him credit alright lfc8 but if this doesn't happen for whatever small reason, he is still losing his cock.
Fair play to him though.
24 Jul 2025 15:28:49
Don't over-egg this omelette, LFC8. Some people are just more able at cock-on-block action, it's physiological. I, on the other hand, have different endowments.
24 Jul 2025 15:28:56
Banjostring repair kit.
{Ed001's Note - I am just looking for a cure for friction burns. For a friend.}
24 Jul 2025 15:33:37
As isak walks into training I want a our players all lined up doing the Isak thumb celebration, Carra get it sorted please mate as that would b iconic, also I'm addicted to this page tap in merchant Fabrizo can do one i only go by what is posted here as its quality info, Fabrizo is like a broken clock that's right twice a day, indykilla another wet wipe, only credible guy on X is Joyce.
24 Jul 2025 15:42:00
Absolutely covered in ectoplasm here.
24 Jul 2025 15:47:22
Tie you hands together, behind your back, Ed001. (A friend told me) it's the only way.
{Ed001's Note - I will tell my friend that now. Might be difficult for me to type then. Er, I mean him.}
24 Jul 2025 15:50:34
Goose fat Ed01, goose fat.
24 Jul 2025 16:04:11
I have already spunked all my wages on tissues this summer. I can’t keep giving Kleenex all my money ?.
24 Jul 2025 16:10:16
Hughes Out…. standing!
24 Jul 2025 16:10:59
Blimey, there’s more monkey spanking going on in this thread than at Mary Chipperfields Circus. Yous lot will ruin your eyesight and give yourselves hairy palms if you’re not careful.
24 Jul 2025 16:15:51
We play Newc end of Aug.
I’d be surprised if Newc want Isak playing against them in that game.
This may drag on and bit yet.
24 Jul 2025 16:21:31
After weeks of promising to should it happen, I have just officially shat myself. Thought you all deserved to know.
YNWA.
24 Jul 2025 16:25:02
Woo hoo Kleenex ready.
24 Jul 2025 16:53:21
Uh…fxk me! What’s going on…Slot machine in motion.
24 Jul 2025 17:02:51
Sesko to Newcastle.
24 Jul 2025 17:21:33
FSG OUT, THEY NEVER BACK THE MANAGER AND ONLY BUY POUND SHOP PLAYERS.
24 Jul 2025 17:38:18
Carra forget these others just. Just hold me. ?.
24 Jul 2025 18:05:58
Great news carra. Hopefully it's done fast and isak joins up with the tour and also Newcastle then can go and get maybe 2 or 3 players in. Good team and fans Newcastle but they aren't in that position yet where they can keep the best players. Maybe a season or 2 but they need to make top4 consistently.
24 Jul 2025 18:24:32
Lordy lordy Carra, if we can pull this off, I, I, can't think of anything to say .
24 Jul 2025 18:29:58
Loving your 'drop the mic' updates Carra!
24 Jul 2025 17:22:59
More like cock on a Lego fog me.
24 Jul 2025 17:27:25
It's amazing. I'm just sitting here with a big stupid grin on my face. I can't help feeling sorry for the Jordies though. They love their club just like we do.
24 Jul 2025 17:28:48
Will it be done by 10 pm tonight lol.
24 Jul 2025 19:02:38
You're quite right, KPee. That "Ta" of Carra's really is a drop-the-mic move. He should patent that.
(Is it a scouse thing? )
24 Jul 2025 19:42:32
It's like we have gone into some alternate universe and it's a real life FIFA transfer window. Didn't even know Isak had handed in a transfer request until I popped on the site. What a window it is all ready! YNWA ?.
24 Jul 2025 19:57:07
Is this carra as in Carragher? Jamie Carragher? LFC legend and center half?
{Ed001's Note - no.}
24 Jul 2025 20:03:33
The Kleenex share price is rocketing this summer.
24 Jul 2025 20:26:33
Someone has given FSG the transfers cheat code for footie manager. I am worried this is all a dream!
24 Jul 2025 21:41:56
OH MY. OH MY. OH MY.
Simply WOW.
25 Jul 2025 04:33:37
Hi Ed,
Is Carra and Macca the same person? Apologies if you have been asked this already.
{Ed078's Note - No
25 Jul 2025 14:34:18
Oh Carra ya beauty!