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29 Jul 2021 18:08:25
Fingers crossed for Gomez today. Hope he gets some minutes and no reactions.




11 Jul 2021 23:02:46
Imagine Sancho is going to get a lot of stick around the premier league now. I’ll call it now, but I think he’s going to flop,


1.) 11 Jul 2021 23:14:33
Because he missed a penalty? Don’t talk rubbish. He played one game and played very well.

{Ed014's Note - did he really?

2.) 11 Jul 2021 23:29:07
I guess you didn’t watch that game then Ed? I thought he played well. By your skewered rationale you probably think
Southgate is a master tactician.

{Ed014's Note - don’t be a plonker, Southgate is a clown, Sancho had one turn and shot and another run with the ball which ended with him being fouled.

If that’s your skewed idea of a good game I suggest you give your head a shake! 🤦‍♂️

3.) 11 Jul 2021 23:29:29
I’m old enough to remember Euro 96 and France 98, Batty and Southgate got a lot of stick just for missing in a semi, Beckham got loads for getting sent off in a quarter final against Argentina, by and large football fans haven’t changed so he’s going to get dogs abuse.

4.) 11 Jul 2021 23:44:40
Doesn't even need to be a major finals, VVVV. Gerrard got a load of stick for having a mediocre game in a qualifier for England once.

Responded to the boos by smashing a freekick into the Newcastle net from 30 yards if I remember correctly.

5.) 11 Jul 2021 23:57:17
Add that onto the huge fee he’s got, it adds huge pressure to him. Every game he doesn’t perform and gets abuse at will become worse than the last.

6.) 12 Jul 2021 00:17:23
I watched the match and I agree with ed 100%.



22 Jun 2021 20:20:55
That Saka lad from Arsenal is a bit good.


1.) 22 Jun 2021 20:46:41
I’d donate my testies to science for us to sign him.

2.) 22 Jun 2021 20:48:33
Best player so far.

3.) 22 Jun 2021 21:00:10
He's good but he has willing accomplices in the Czech players. They're just standing there watching him drive past them with the ball. Maybe they should pause and applaud, while they're at it.

4.) 22 Jun 2021 21:15:39
I will also donate my testies. Im just going to ask the mrs if i can have them back.

5.) 22 Jun 2021 21:24:26
What a goal by modric. What a player.

6.) 22 Jun 2021 21:33:23
We have some exciting players but still look woeful. I put that at Southgates door.

But yes saka easily the best player on the pitch today and wish the grealish love in would stop, there so far up his backside they can see out of his mouth.

7.) 22 Jun 2021 21:43:56
Really struggling to stay awake.

8.) 22 Jun 2021 22:08:38
Watching England is like watching Man Utd, hard work at times.
It’s the downside to that 4-3-3-1 isn’t it?
Slow midfield play but hard to break down equally.
It’s the football equivalent to painting by numbers, all structured and low risk.
I have a feeling that Klopp’s going to have us doing it this coming season to accommodate Thiago more.
I just hope we see the Bayern version of the formation and not the Man Utd one.

{Ed025's Note - its all very safe and boring juicer, if we go behind to a team it could be curtains mate..

9.) 22 Jun 2021 22:14:51
England would be so much more fluid without Kane. Running like a cart horse, always late, it's holding the whole team back. Without him there'd be quick interchanges, getting the ball down the flanks, Saka immense, Sterling and Grealish combining well - Rashford in place of Kane and they’d be outpacing teams. Their over reliance on Kane is their weakness.

{Ed025's Note - the slow build up is giving harry nothing jim, its far too safe with all this backward and sideways passing in our own half mate...its like watching liverpool .. :)

10.) 23 Jun 2021 02:49:06
United scored more goals than us last season tbf. I don’t think our football has been great on the eye for a while it’s a lot of crossing, long balls into to the opposition CBs head and goals off set pieces. 19/ 20 we had keepers making mistakes against us almost every game for goals. Then again 16/ 17 and 17/ 18 we played great football but won nothing. There’s not many teams anymore that play great football ‘on the eye’ regularly anyway, Man City and Leeds maybe although we’ve shown were capable.

11.) 23 Jun 2021 03:21:17
Apparently Saka is as nice a guy as he is a good baller. Hope he has an awesome career.

12.) 23 Jun 2021 04:05:24
DavidK - I’ll bite. Your post is up there with the guy who made a ridiculous one about Mbappe the other day.

13.) 23 Jun 2021 08:29:25
Typo on my post above obviously, should have read 4-2-3-1.
How subdued was Henderson’s role as well?
On the plus side, if Liverpool adopting that formation means less of Henderson charging around getting fatigued and injured, then it wouldn’t be all bad I suppose.
And if it allows Thiago to weave his magic, then hopefully our play won’t be as laborious as last night’s.

14.) 23 Jun 2021 11:33:21
DavidK, you must have slept through the seasons you are talking about as none of what you say is true about Liverpool during any of the seasons you posted. For the past 4 seasons before this one, we are top 3 in goals scored. We are very dynamic in attack and can hurt you in different ways.

You think we did all that just by opposing teams making mistakes, their GK's making mistakes, or CB's scoring headers (whatever that means) and all that other stuff you mentioned? If it wasn't for our forwards being not converting as many chances as they should in the past 4 seasons, heaven only knows how many goals we would have scored.

If you think so then, you either have a short memory or remember those 4 seasons very differently cos for those of us who have been awake this whole time, we have played some of the best football in the 4 seasons (before this past one) the PL has ever seen and were UEFA and FIFA Team Of The Year twice during this period. I propose you watch us back again and judge for yourself.

15.) 23 Jun 2021 12:24:57
I think Southgate just has to go. End of. But who would replace him? We aren't spoilt for choice at all.

I would go all out to convince Harry Redknapp to come out of retirement. I know a lot of people don't rate him but I think he's by far the best qualified for the job compared to the other candidates.

He's had success in tournaments winning the FA Cup with Portsmouth and getting to the Champions League quarter finals with Spurs, he has a lot of experience in football generally and I think he has the right temperament to deal with the players. He can be friendly and positive with them when it suits to motivate them but he can also clash heads when he needs to.

16.) 23 Jun 2021 13:41:52
8d let southgate leave only if united sign him to replace ole.

17.) 22 Jun 2021 23:42:40
I meant 4-2-3-1 obviously.
A typo there, as I’m sure Ed025’s was when he said Liverpool by mistake instead of United.

{Ed025's Note - no it was liverpool juicer, mind you so are a lot of teams because this pointless possession and passing backwards and sideways is an epidemic at the moment mate..



10 Jun 2021 18:56:18
I know he comes in for some flak on these pages, but can we just give a bit of appreciation to Divock for helping fund a scholarship at Liverpool University for students from Liverpool, though I hope there’s some restriction on it being offered to Everton supporters,


1.) 10 Jun 2021 21:03:49
Everton supporters don't get into universities. University of life, school of hard knocks, the people's club and all that.

2.) 10 Jun 2021 22:21:35
Lovely stuff Rigsby.

3.) 11 Jun 2021 02:43:20
Well said VVVV - hats off to Divock.



26 May 2021 23:23:39
Memo to David De Gea, goal scoring isn’t for all goalkeepers.


1.) 27 May 2021 00:55:35
Can you actually chip up and head your own penalty? Pretty sure not, but a shame, as Alisson would have nailed that!




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31 Jul 2021 16:06:05
I don’t see a good player in Traore, but I do see a very decent player in Bowen who can develop more, he’s got a decent final ball and he’s got a knack of scoring goals and getting in goal scoring positions, and as far as I’m concerned forwards should be judged on how many goals they score and create, that’s their currency.




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30 Jul 2021 14:08:05
Boro managed to extract £15m for Ben Gibson and Phillips is miles better than him, Phillips is at least as good as someone like Michael Keane and he went for over £20m, so £15m seems very reasonable for a competent young English centre back. Personally I’d rather sell the injury prone Matip, but it is what it is. If the sale results in us buying a top quality midfielder like Saul, Bisoumma, Neuhaus or Locatelli, then the ends justify the means.




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30 Jul 2021 12:01:31
He’s pretty much said in the press that his intentions are to renew with Milan and he doesn’t see any other course of action. So I’d expect him to stay there.




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29 Jul 2021 15:07:16
There’s definitely not a player there, he’s literally got no end product. He can’t shoot, his passing is awful and his crossing is best described as “hit and hope”. Most of the time he runs the ball out of play or into blind alleyways. Even Harry Wilson has outscored him . If goals are the currency that forwards are judged on, then you have to say that Traore is a fairly poor one. The comparison with Salah and Mane is false equivalency as both Mane and Salah had very good scoring records prior to joining us, the same cannot he said for Traore, you can’t polish a turd I’m afraid. No amount of mental gymnastics is going to make this a good transfer.




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29 Jul 2021 11:58:10
If his driving is like his shooting and crossing MK, he’ll drive past Anfield and end up in Tranmere.





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31 Jul 2021 18:55:41
Ed0666, personally I think we should have a look at Domenico Berrardi, he’s been scoring a decent amount of goals at the top level for years, is a very versatile forward and he works hard for the team, plus he’d not cost much more than the others we’ve looked at.


{Ed0666's Note - I think David at Lille would be ideal for us. Can play anywhere across the front, pacy, can score a goal and would be a great addition.



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31 Jul 2021 18:10:30
If it was the choice between Bowen and Traore, then it would be Bowen all day long.


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31 Jul 2021 13:41:00
The evidence suggests very strongly that he can’t shoot or cross a ball. 2 goals and 2 assists last year point to a a player with no end product. He is at best a “hit and hope” player who just puts his foot through the ball with no idea where it’s likely to go with no finesse or subtlety. If the argument is that he needs a target man for his crosses, then he’d definitely be a failure, as we have no centre forwards of that type here.

I can’t even see him as an impact player, if you stick him on in the last 10 minutes against a team parking then bus, all he’ll do is run into a crowd and lose the ball.

He’s certainly not a versatile forward, as all he can do is run very fast in a straight line if he’s given space to do so. Given that most teams park the bus against us, he’d be as useful as a concrete parachute.

I stand by my remark, anyone spending £30m+ on him is a fool. For balance, Dortmund signed Donyell Malen for £26m and he’s wide forward who scores and makes goals by the bucket load and will outscore Traore this season.




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31 Jul 2021 11:21:25
If he’s fool enough to spend £30m+ on a forward who doesn’t score goals that’s his look out.




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31 Jul 2021 10:13:56
Cut our losses on Keita now while he’s got time left on his contract and some monetary value, I think he enters his last year in 22/ 23, he offers nothing and Curtis Jones is more than capable of being the more forward thinking midfielder that Keita is alleged to be.