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18 Jan 2024 19:02:05
Is Bacjetic nearing a return to the first team squad?

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18 Jan 2024 21:57:12
The latest on the Premier League Injuries site has Baj, Thiago and Derek the Unicorn all returning on February 24th. The dates for both Baj and Thiago has changed from the 4th Feb since the last time I looked a week or so ago.

18 Jan 2024 22:31:36
Wait, hold on. Who's the unicorn? You mean to tell me we had a unicorn in the squad and I didn't know about it? I slipping, man.

19 Jan 2024 09:57:16
I’ve never heard of Derek the unicorn either, can only say I’m very excited. Is he a new signing? The one thing I would caution is that unicorns usually have magic power to heal injury, so either his magic power (or horn where he gets his magic power) is injured or he’s a bit of a dud. Can’t wait to see him…. in other matters- I wonder how robbos injury is looking?

19 Jan 2024 13:53:09
You got me WDW, I went and googled it lol.

19 Jan 2024 18:38:21
heard that Derek the unicorn has been told not to head the ball, you know why.

19 Jan 2024 20:39:59
Will be like a new signing having Derek back.

{Ed025's Note - i know im a bit Steve naive at times...but who is Derek?..

19 Jan 2024 23:04:22
This is what google says - Derek the Unicorn emerged as a prodigious talent from the renowned Real Madrid academy, dazzling scouts with his extraordinary skills and charismatic presence on the field. At just 22, he's already etched his name in football history, captivating fans with his unique somewhat magic style of play.

Hailing from a small town in Spain, Derek's journey began when he joined the Real Madrid youth ranks at a young age. His dedication and exceptional abilities quickly propelled him through the ranks, catching the eye of top-tier clubs across Europe.

Known for his elusive playing style and magical footwork, Derek the Unicorn is a symbol of his rare and extraordinary talent. After a series of stellar performances, Liverpool couldn't resist the allure of his abilities and signed him quietly from Real Madrid.

Derek's rise to success is a testament to his relentless work ethic and the unwavering support of his family. Now, donning the iconic Liverpool jersey, he's set to bring his magical touch to the Premier League, aiming to create a new legacy at Anfield and continue his journey as one of football's most enchanting stars.

{Ed025's Note - thanks for the info JB.....but who the bloody hell is Derek the bleedin Unicorn??





 

 

 
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