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16 Mar 2016 21:08:56
Hey lads just got a quick question. anyone got any superstitions they have to do for game day? Because the day we beat city 3-0 I decided I wasn't going out the house and put on a pair of shorts my liverpool top and some long work socks and I didn't think anything of it until I realised my top wasn't going to get washed in time for Sunday so I took it out the pile and my shorts and socks and we beat palace so I decided to not wash any of it again for united and put it on Thursday and we won again now I'm at the point where I'm hiding it from the wife so she doesn't wash it because the sweat pulsates of me whilst watching us play.

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16 Mar 2016 22:48:26
Absolutely categorically convince myself i am not arsed about the game and that we are going to lose. Every time i even have any positive expectations for a game, we balls up.
Every time i'm not arsed, we win.

In fact, the 5-1 win against arsenal 2 years ago was the only liverpool game i really genuinly wasnt bothered about watching in my lifetime and had to drag myself out of the house to watch it.

17 Mar 2016 08:07:51
I am exactly the same as soon as I feel positive about a game we get beat and badly especially this season Watford palace at home west Bromwich at home I felt like we where going to smash them of the park I tend to stay away from. praising my team until after the game.

17 Mar 2016 08:25:20
At half time in Istanbul I thought my time was better spent elsewhere so went next door and tried the girlfriend's bra and panties on. And we all know what happened there!

I thought it was just a coincidence, but when Gerrard scored that belter against West Ham in the FA cup final I happened to be trying my nan's wig on for a laugh, and also when Klopp was announced as manager I happened to be on my stag do and the lads had made me wear a dress.

Anyway, later this year I'm booked in for the full op. Breast augmentation and the snip, the lot. This is all in the name of my club. The wife is a bit uncertain but she's a red too, so she's agreed.

Oh- and never refer to the team as Liverpool. Always COME ON REDMEN!

17 Mar 2016 09:10:30
Lol. that was awesome.

17 Mar 2016 09:43:14
It will be a comfortable win for one of the teams tonight.







 

 

 
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