Liverpool banter 5

07 May 2026 23:34:40
MK Scouser, if he's half as decent as Molby was, I'm happy for us to sign him.

07 May 2026 23:15:39
Looks like Tchouameni might be available again soon. Does he golf though? We haven’t had a proper clubhouse brawler since Bellamy.

{Ed001's Note - to be fair to him, he did come home and find a team mate banging his burd. The club didn't exactly back him either, so this has all been coming.}

08 May 2026 06:42:35
Hi Ed, I thought that was BS and the account going on about it was fake?

{Ed001's Note - so did I, but it seems there is some truth to it.}

08 May 2026 07:22:36
Bloody hell, I thought it was just an ordinary training argument getting out of hand. As good a player as Valverde is, if he acted like that on a teammate, he should be out the door.

{Ed001's Note - I don't know about the fight, whether that was true or not. Sorry should have made that clear, it is just the issues between players that is true.}

08 May 2026 08:37:20
What do you think of both of those as players ED01? Tchoumeni and Valverde that is, not suggesting they are a target but I remember there was some link previously with us and them at some stage in the past.

{Ed001's Note - Valverde is a fantastic player but I wouldn't touch either with a bargepole. The way Madrid treats its players is not good, they are in a fantasy land there and it can be difficult for them to adjust afterwards.}

08 May 2026 08:58:20
"He did come home and find a team mate banging his burd."


Wow, that is some stuff, Ed. I don't even know how both players look each other in the eye after that.

{Ed001's Note - ask Jermaine Pennant, he would have just been the other end high fiving him over her back....}

08 May 2026 10:19:45
Courtois and de Bruyne similar situation, I think, and they played together for Belgium for years afterwards.

08 May 2026 10:20:27
It would depend on what position they are doing, for both players to look each other in the eye.

07 May 2026 22:58:13
I’ve read a lot of negativity of players we are supposedly
interested in. So who can the majority agree would be good for us?

08 May 2026 01:11:07
Kayode
Sadiki
Diomande
Barcola
Sangare
Wharton
Lunin (GK)
Lewandowski (Short-Term)

Take any of the above.

08 May 2026 02:47:05
Stiller for me in midfield.

08 May 2026 04:31:52
I would take the top 5. Pace and power are desperately needed in the squad, especially to get the best out of Wirtz.

08 May 2026 04:49:15
Is Barcola really that good? Seen him a few times, and every time he's sloppy, bad ball control and don't perform well at all. Doue on the other hand, what a player.

08 May 2026 06:24:39
Kayode,
Sadiki,
Diomande,
Gomes,
Toure.

08 May 2026 09:02:05
C0ffan, imo no, he isn't. Some of the other guys on the list, I can get behind.

08 May 2026 12:25:05
Don't we want a keeper if Ali is off?

07 May 2026 22:48:19
An English team in every European final. How do you think they'll do?

I think PSG will beat Arsenal, I think Villa will beat Freiburg and Rayo will beat Palace.

07 May 2026 23:36:28
PSG. ✅
Villa. ✅

I do think Palace will win though.

08 May 2026 05:00:09
I think Villa and Palace will win their respective finals. A bit hard to call PSG vs Arsenal, personally. PSG should win but Arsenal have a great team as well. A lot depends on Arteta and how he sets Arsenal to play. If they sit back, they will struggle, but if they take the game to PSG, I think they'd have a chance.

08 May 2026 05:54:18
As much as I hate to admit it, but I think Arsenal will beat PSG...

I'm putting that entirely down to them possibly wanting it just slightly more than PSG...

PSG won it last year, so Arsenal will be hungrier.

08 May 2026 07:26:19
An English team in each final and the Premiership has been the worst quality that I can remember. Either European football is equally as poor, or the prem is outrageously good, in that even when it's bad it's still producing as good of teams as there is.

08 May 2026 07:43:32
Digger, for all their supposed lack of qualities, what does that say about us? We have been garbage, saved by occasional individual brilliance.

08 May 2026 08:38:52
PSG will win the final. imo. They deserve to be European Champions again.

08 May 2026 09:04:51
You make a more than very good point, Digger10. Just goes to confirm that old saying that football is not an exact science.

08 May 2026 09:27:12
If Arsenal do beat PSG, it will be a very sad day for football.

08 May 2026 10:31:34
Yeah, we've had an awful season, from demoralising to watch us, no head nor tail on what we are trying to do.
The 1 positive I would take out of the season is that as poor as we've been, I've seen 90% of our league games and honestly Sunderland away was the only performance I could pick out as being really good.

We probably will finish 4th, so we're not million miles off the top team in the country. With correct changes in management and 3r4 good signings we could once again be competing for the title.

08 May 2026 12:34:29
We have been very poor but, with respect to Arsenal, we achieved a win and a draw against them in the PL. It's been a strange season, but it's not strange enough for Arsenal to beat PSG.

07 May 2026 19:05:04
It is Monday the 25th of May 2026 and headlines read, "Arne Slot and Liverpool FC mutually agree to part ways after securing UCL football."

We can only dream.

07 May 2026 17:34:21
Very interesting developments at R Madrid according to Marca, fight between Valverde and Touchemeni twice, last fight required multiple players to split them, Valverde then to hospital for check.

Allegedly, half the squad not talking to AB.

Fan petition over 1m, I believe, for Mbappe to leave.



So guys, who would we have if money is right? If any.

I'd like us to get Camavinga, he looks good every time I’ve seen him (not much this season tho), multiple positions if needed, he’d be good as deep lying C mid.

07 May 2026 18:02:04
Nah mate, it's over 35 million. 🤣
But how many are trolls?

Not interested in any of the Madrid prima donnas, tbh. There was a time when I'd have taken Valverde, but we have Dom. Doesn't Camavinga have a lengthy injury history for a kid in his early 20's?
We really don't need any more of that.

07 May 2026 18:08:42
Camavinga looks terrible whenever I see him play, one of the most overrated players ever imo. Funny how we all see the game differently.

07 May 2026 18:23:21
The only negative against Camavinga is he loves a fight in training.

Good job we don't train. Sign him up.

07 May 2026 18:38:46
I'd live us to sign Valverde, brilliant player imo.
A bit of a fight in training doesn't do any harm now and again imo.

07 May 2026 19:11:31
Valverde is miles better than Tchoumeni.

But I know who I'm backing in a scrap. 😂

07 May 2026 19:07:42
There's not a good one amongst them. Toxic scum the lot of them. Glad they're turning on each other. Don't want any of those scumbags playing for us.

07 May 2026 19:38:29
You can think whatever you want about Valverde's football ability, but at the end of the day the guy is a frigging thug.

Stay away, and avoid like a plague.

About French lot: any of them really worth the ramson Madrid would ask for? Let them go to Chelski and the like instead...

07 May 2026 19:42:58
Tarring everyone with the same brush? Wise up, Viktor.

07 May 2026 20:26:14
In this case Irish it's perfectly fair to tar all of the current group of Real Madrid players as toxic scum, you give me a Madrid player, I can give you a reason why he's toxic scum.

I have no good words for any of them, and would go as far as saying there's never been a bigger collection of see you next Tuesdays assembled in a football team, even including Revies Leeds or Mourinho's Porto or Chelsea sides.

07 May 2026 20:38:14
Sorry, who is RB?

07 May 2026 20:38:47
Opps, I meant AB.

07 May 2026 20:53:11
I was thinking the same, Bazzinga, but I concluded that the OK meant Alvaro Arbeloa.

BTW, I would take Valverde in a heartbeat (not a fist fight!)

07 May 2026 21:21:41
Might take their keeper if Becker is leaving.

07 May 2026 21:21:50
Pull the other one, Viktor, I saw you out in your Real jersey the other day, Mbappe on the back and all.

07 May 2026 21:38:49
Bit of a toughie without knowing the personalities.

I'd steer clear of all of them to be honest.

07 May 2026 22:43:55
Wouldn't take any of them.
Toxic the lot of them.
It's like bizzies, not everyone who joins them is a wrongun, but they soon become one in that atmosphere.

07 May 2026 22:35:48
Ok Viktor, why is David Alaba toxic scum?

07 May 2026 22:58:52
Which one Ron? Lunin is absolutely terrible keeper and Courtois is an absolute piece of dog muck as a human being. I'd rather not sign either of them.

08 May 2026 00:27:15
I'm with Vik on this as well. Wouldn't want a single RM player in our squad. Can't see a single player there who has a great attitude and would be the kind of player I'd be proud with playing for our team.

08 May 2026 03:15:58
Lunin is not terrible, VV. He is a really decent keeper, just in the wrong team.

07 May 2026 17:50:08
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Manchester United v Liverpool - A Quick Liverpool Perspective

07 May 2026 18:28:21
Can't argue with that ED1 think you were a bit harsh though not defending these multi millionaire athletes moaning about not having enough days off .

{Ed001's Note - yeah, I mean they do have to put in at least 2 hours work a day.}

07 May 2026 19:17:20
Does that include travel to and from work?

07 May 2026 19:30:36
ED001, i'm sure if u just tweaked the match report with the odd name for goals or blunders, no one would ever know n it will save you a bit of time writing it up but more importantly watching this dross again

07 May 2026 21:55:29
Great write up of a poor performance! Why don't the players put in the extra work in training, even if Slot has bu**ered off home? Instead they'd rather go away themselves! It's so annoying, as they must know they're doing it! It's like it's a middle finger to all us fans!

08 May 2026 00:35:30
Thanks for the write up Ed. Appreciate you watching the game again and sharing your analysis of the game with us. Amazing that you could sit through it a second time when I could barely watch it the first time through

{Ed001's Note - I ended up watching it 3 times to try and come up with something new to say. I just couldn't see anything about different from what I had already said!}

08 May 2026 09:08:50
"I ended up watching it 3 times to try and come up with something new to say."


Just how do you do this? How do you subject yourself to this process all the time? I salute you, sir.

{Ed001's Note - stupidity maybe?}

07 May 2026 15:29:14
I'm hearing Julian Nagelsmann is the number one target on recommendation from Klopp to FSG, is this as he really thinks he is a good choice for us or that he wants the Germany job. I actually don't think the latter by the way

But maybe he is the one FSG want

If so how do you guys and gals think a lot this?

For me personally it seems he causes a lot of s**** which the hierarchy.

Maybe the early success he got went to his head

To be honest I'd go for Tuchel no matter how England do in WC or try again for Alonso

07 May 2026 15:45:14
Nagelsmann is not the first choice target, and I highly, highly doubt he'd ever be recommended by Klopp.
Early success? What success? He did reasonably well at Hoffenheim, but it's been pretty awful since then. Nagelsmann's reputation is based on nothing more than his age and early foray into coaching.

07 May 2026 15:47:55
I don't want Tuchel or Nagelsmann. Neither is good enough.

07 May 2026 15:57:21
I don't want Ze Germans taking charge of my club so it's a no on Tuchel and Nagelsmann for me.

My choice would be Sebastian Hoeness or bring Klopp back.

07 May 2026 16:22:56
Tuchel? If you think Slot plays some dull football, I have some bad news for you.

07 May 2026 16:55:32
Hoeness is German though, JK23.

07 May 2026 16:59:58
Shughes, JK is joshing, mate.

07 May 2026 17:02:07
Think he was being sarcastic, Shughes.

07 May 2026 17:14:24
Didn't Carra say this last week to watch out for Julian N....

07 May 2026 18:28:55
And another ITK...

07 May 2026 18:47:54
Tuchel? I thought we wanted an improvement on the football we've had to watch this season?

07 May 2026 19:23:03
Nagelsmann is the German B-Rod. Probably the only manager where I would rather keep Slot.

07 May 2026 22:38:48
Nagelsmann is Teu-Bo, a Teutonic Bodgers. Tits n tirades.

08 May 2026 09:13:15
Tuchel? Hard pass.

07 May 2026 11:25:03
Well done to the club ownership in listening to the fans and reducing their plans for ticket pricing for the next couple of years - 3% in line with current CPI for next season and a price freeze for the season after.

Nice work and well done by all involved in the discussions.

07 May 2026 11:38:04
Hope these same fans don't demand a large transfer spend this summer. And if we don't have a big window, these same fans don't call for FSG out.

07 May 2026 11:47:56
The ticket increase would have raised an extra 1 million something for the club.

That's hardly going to affect the transfer and wage budgets.

Ticket prices only affect fans that buy tickets, so well done those fans on sticking to their guns.



For the people who don't care about ticket prices, then here's hoping for Sky raising their prices and streaming being abolished.

Because we don't want that affecting the club's budget.

07 May 2026 12:13:06
Still income for the club. Let's hope these fans don't turn on FSG when anything doesn't go how they want, and remember they didn't have to pay that extra £2 every other week.

07 May 2026 12:29:25
I can see this from both sides.

On the one hand, everything is going up, so the club is having to pay more to basically run itself. With that in mind, it's not unreasonable that they pass some of those extra costs onto the consumer. It's happening in most other businesses all over the world.

On the other hand, football has always been a working class sport, and so, by increasing prices, you are pricing out the traditional fans who have been attending matches for generations. My Grandad had a season ticket, my dad did, and I did until I moved away. There are many fans in that category too who are the lifeblood of the club and have been for a century.

It would be a shame to see those people priced out.

However, we live in a capitalist society, so if you want the top players on top wages and to win the top prizes, then you have to expect that you'll have to put your hands in your pockets. It's not nice, but it's the way of the world, unfortunately.

If you want old school football at affordable prices, that is available in the lower leagues. Rightly or wrongly the Premier League is catering for the working class less and less as the years go by.

07 May 2026 12:47:09
Which dummy at the club thought it was such a great idea to announce those price increases when the team is playing such dreadful football.

07 May 2026 12:52:12
There's no justifying passing on the costs to the fans imo. The impact would be minuscule on the club's accounts but not on fans. If they want to cut costs and make the business more profitable, maybe they can start looking at the wages of the players or the coaching staff first.

They're earning more in a week than what a normal person does in a year anyway. I'm sure they can survive if they're receiving a few thousand less each week.

07 May 2026 13:10:44
JK. I pay £9.36 per year on Disney to watch the full EPL season (all 38 games). I'm willing for them to double it or triple it.

Anything to keep JK, my old friend, happy. I feel bad when he is aggrieved. 😂😂😂

07 May 2026 13:13:46
BP, get what you're saying but if people stand back and don't say anything whilst billionaires around the world increase the price on everything and just put it down to inflation and cost of living then we might as well all give up.

07 May 2026 13:16:39
Hardly aggrieved, Aray.

I'm sure the club appreciates your £10 a season, and would be even more delighted you'd be happy to increase that to £30.

Not all super heroes wear capes.

07 May 2026 13:21:19
Yes, but we can all fly, JK. 😊

07 May 2026 13:21:25
I remember last time with the £77 a ticket thing, and FSG came out and said we'll have to find the money another way... and then Jurgan wasn't backed nowhere near what he should've been for 5 years. 😂

07 May 2026 13:26:07
Not Liverpool Football Club, mate.

They're certainly not flying this season.

07 May 2026 13:28:32
After last summer spending, record revenues, how 25/26 has unfolded... This just had very bad idea written all over it.

The owners should just park these ideas and focus their attention on raising revenue via other means. Because for the miniscule amount of additional revenue it would have raised relative to the negative fan response, it's just not worth it.

07 May 2026 13:37:40
Just to clarify, I think FSG are very good owners.

Increasing ticket prices, whilst also increasing merchandise and everything inside the ground (which increases revenue annually already), every season previous, I thought was a poor decision.

It's rumoured PL owners want rid of season tickets, because having a different crowd every week increases revenue as they will spend more money on one off visits.



That would be at a huge detriment to the atmosphere, though, as well as other things. Liverpool already have one of the lowest season ticket holders to capacity in the league.

07 May 2026 13:58:10
Kopcat09, that's what I wanna know. As they say, timing is everything.

07 May 2026 14:28:22
Tempted to throw my tinfoil hat on for this one, but it kind of feels like the whole thing was a strategic distraction: poor form, a lot of unrest amongst the fanbase, booing at matches and calls for Slot's head. Then they announce the price hikes right as we enter the most crucial stage of the season, giving the loudest of us something else to shout about.

In the meantime, they flood the media with stories of Slot staying, then, all of a sudden, the whole price hike thing is dropped just as Champions League qualification is all but secured. It's all a little convenient; kind of makes you wonder, was it really just poor timing?

07 May 2026 14:37:02
Yeah, JK. This season has been anything but flying. Feels like it's been trying to stay afloat and not drown.

07 May 2026 15:57:02
I personally find the outcry re ticket prices a complete joke. If the fans were genuinely poor, they would have been priced out of going years ago. The fans complaining just want something to complain about.

The club and the Premier League sold their souls to the devil back in the early nineties. Football hasn't been a working class game for decades, so what are they all moaning about.

07 May 2026 15:52:29
Kloppice, with your statement, I hope you go the match, like I've done for over 40 years, or you just sitting in your armchair shouting at the fans who pay for tickets.

07 May 2026 16:24:47
How do you watch games, Bobby B?

07 May 2026 16:36:42
BobbyB, that's quite an insensitive statement. It's the usual "hey, it's not my money." Until it is.

07 May 2026 17:06:54
Bobby, I think it's time to get your coat.

07 May 2026 20:09:00
Isn't it about time we, as fans who can't get tickets, are able to buy an online season ticket, with the club getting all or majority of the money? Wouldn't affect stadium fans at all. Would love to go to games, but virtually impossible these days... Hospitality is way too expensive. Football for the working class is done.

07 May 2026 20:53:11
Magico, have you tried the ballots mate?

09 May 2026 03:29:23
@Chewy, billionaires tend not to suffer from poor decision making or poor timing.

@JK, watching Liverpool these days is a bit like watching Dr Who in the early 1960's when I was a little kid - peeping over the top of the couch hoping that I wouldn't see anything upsetting if I looked.