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29 Aug 2019 09:29:38
Alright boys and girls,
After several shandy's last night attempted to come up with a new song about no.6.
Constructive criticism / absolute ridicule welcome 🙂

To the tune of "Drunken Sailor":

1 nil to Barcelona,
2 nil to Barcelona,
3 nil to Barcelona,
Mo said "Never Give Up".

1 nil Divock Origi,
2 nil Gini Wijnaldum,
3 nil Gini Wijnaldum,

He looks up sees Barcelona sleeping,
Whips it in to Divock Origi,
Kop goes mad they don't believe it,
We're off to Madrid.

6 times in sunny Madrid,
6 times in sunny Madrid,
6 times in sunny Madrid,
Champions of Europe.

La la la-la la la la,
La la la-la la la la,
La la la-la la la la,

Be gentle.

{Ed025's Note - im sure andrew lloyd webber is quaking in his boots RC.. :)

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29 Aug 2019 10:07:21
Don't reckon I should give up the day job just yet then ey Ed? 😂.

{Ed025's Note - only if your day job is songwriting RC.. :)

29 Aug 2019 10:32:11
I think you need to change your name to RedJester.

29 Aug 2019 11:23:09
The shandys were definitely last night?

29 Aug 2019 11:48:18
Hahaha I love mate!

29 Aug 2019 12:00:52
Struggling to believe I came up with such genius lyrics whilst p*ssed I assume, Lfcfan_03beef? 😉.

29 Aug 2019 12:36:57
Haha thanks Bmena, at least someone does!

29 Aug 2019 15:31:48
The lyrics aren't the best but the biggest issue is they don't even fit with the melody of the song. I'd give it a go again after you've slept the shandies off!

29 Aug 2019 10:56:17
Sometimes your words hurt Ed025.

{Ed025's Note - its no use me telling you that your the next bernie taupin RC and you ring up elton john with lyrics like those mate, zippy and bungle might be able to do a duet with it but i think thats the best advice i can offer.. :)

29 Aug 2019 11:55:03
Heres a list of 10 things you could have spent your time on which in my opinion would be better than your songwriting.

1. Cleaning the carpet
2. Reading Conn Iggulden
3. Knocking one out
4. Practising your South African accent
5. Plucking your nasal hairs
6. Thinking about all the ideas you have had that were going to make you rich that you never followed through on
7. Worrying about Boris Johnson
8. Working on your caligraphy
9. Knocking a second one out
10. Having a staring contest with the mirror

I'm sure there are more but these are my top 10 suggestions.

29 Aug 2019 12:29:38
Classic response Ed. I'm still laughing.

{Ed025's Note - cheers mate.. :)

29 Aug 2019 15:38:35
Or maybe you should read it again once you've had a few? 😉.

29 Aug 2019 15:57:44
Klucas87, I reckon you spent more time writing that list than I did the song!

29 Aug 2019 16:27:58
oh leave him alone . RedChester I loved it . most of it difficult to read not just sing but there is something happy about it and I love it . particularly the last bit
La la la-la la la la,
La la la-la la la la,
La la la-la la la la,

just genius.

{Ed025's Note - i have written one as well roy, its called...we think we are the creme de la creme but have never won the prem, i have been composing it for 30 years mate.. :)

29 Aug 2019 17:34:08
Haha cheers Roy.

Some people just don't appreciate true artistry.

P. s. the third verse is meant to be Barcelona not Barcelona to fit in better. Reckon Ed025 has sabotaged it deliberately out of jealousy.

{Ed025's Note - if i did sabotage it RC i would be hero to millions mate..

29 Aug 2019 17:42:07
You've done it again! B a r c a.
Not Barcelona.

Jealousy is a terrible thing Ed.

{Ed025's Note - i have not changed anything RC it must be predictive text, but i predict it will go down like a lead balloon with barca or barcelona mate.. :)

29 Aug 2019 18:44:46
I predict this is one of those "Fabinho is a lemon" moments 😉.

{Ed025's Note - i dont think so RC, i may have made a mistake with fab but believe me im spot on with this one mate, its like a cross between shaddap you face by joe dolce and agadoo by black lace in musical terms.. :)

29 Aug 2019 19:30:42
Haha come on mate, it's not even that good! 😂

Sounded great in my head last night though!

Top banter as always Ed025.

{Ed025's Note - yeah i enjoyed it mate...the banter not the song.. :)

30 Aug 2019 14:46:01
I always knew RC was related to lennon.

Have to admit, can't stop hummong drunken sailor.

And lol @ the 10 things to do instead.



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