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12 Jan 2020 16:42:15
Evening Ed's, what are you thoughts on .......................

{Ed002's Note - Wrong page - this is the Liverpool page.}

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12 Jan 2020 17:04:10
I though he would be worth a cheeky bid in the summer from us Liverpool.

{Ed002's Note - A "cheeky bid"?}

12 Jan 2020 18:50:48
The return of the ‘cheeky bid’, ah it feels like 2012 again.

I yearn for the days when this site would be full of posts that went something like this:

Was picking my sister up from John Lennon airport, glanced across the runway and i saw a private jet land. The door opens, descending down the stairs were four figures; David Villa, Gaston Ramirez, Arda Turan and Michu. All of them were decked out in those Sgt Peppers colourful body suits, complete with wigs, moustaches and circular sunglasses to complete the disguise. I wouldn’t have known who they were if i hadn’t heard the thunderous pounding of a car stereo from the taxi rank being emitted from a blacked out minibus, an endless loop of the Anfield Rap and World in Motion catches my attention. Inquisitively i approached the window; the driver was John Barnes, dressed as though he’d just stepped off the set of The Matrix. He informs me that Liverpool don’t really want any of these players; it is all a ‘smokescreen’ for the real high profile targets, Diego Costa and Henrikh Mkitaryan. He also informed me that i shouldn’t be surprised if we submit a ‘cheeky bid’ for Lionel Messi, just to test the waters. He has reliable sources, you see, who’ve informed him that Kenny Huang is set to buy A 87% stake in the club. He picks up the cargo, does a wheelie and spins off into the sunset.

{Ed025's Note - love that AW..

12 Jan 2020 19:05:33
whatever happened to Kenny Huang?

12 Jan 2020 19:26:11
Brilliant Wooly but Keisuke Honda needed a mention :)

12 Jan 2020 19:46:49
Well done AW a great read, you should be really proud.

12 Jan 2020 20:16:50
Weekly article please anonymous wool back. About the good old days and gravy. Nan's cottage pie etc. I was gripped. The pop culture references, Sgt peppers, the matrix. Perfect.







 

 

 
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