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04 Jun 2021 14:12:37
Hi Ed001. There’s a lot of criticism for G. Southgate on these pages and it got me thinking - what would Ed001 do?

What formation would you play, and who would be in your starting 11?

I’d also be interested to know - who would Klopp pick? Same team?

{Ed001's Note - I have no idea, I don't follow international football at all.}

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04 Jun 2021 14:49:54
I'd fasttrack the rest of our first 11 to qualify for England and then play the same formation as Jurgen does. In fact, if its all the same players, maybe Jurgen could be England manager as well?

04 Jun 2021 16:41:34
That should be WWE01D. Maybe we should get that trending.

04 Jun 2021 16:46:04
For fun I reckon this would be Klopps team if everyone fit

Pope
TAA Gomez Stones Chilwell
Rice, Henderson, Mount
Sterling, Kane, Sancho

Maybe Foden for Sterling.

04 Jun 2021 17:07:54
Alisson's grandma's best friends aunties brother was in England for the 66 world cup, so he qualifies - adeus Pope.

Big Virg once tried (and hated) a deep fried mars bar whilst at Celtic, so he MUST be English - vaarwel Stones.

Robbo has been getting into 'elevenses' during lockdown, so despite the hair, he is now more English than Scottish - cheerybye Chillwell.

Fabs is is getting scouse lessons from Jan Molby - tchau Rice

Thiago has realised that 'Alcantara' actually originates from the leather-tanning areas of South London - valeu, falou Mount

Its a well known fact that Egypt was one of the birthplaces of humanity (or so I have heard it said) so Mo has got to be related to someone in England, no matter how many generations ago - yalla salam Sterling

Cameroon was once a French colony and everyone knows the French met their Waterloo in the early 19th century so Mane MUST be English - au revoir Sancho

Finally, Bobby is 98% teeth, and his teeth originated from a dentist in Bootle - boa noite Kane

Sorted :-)

04 Jun 2021 18:07:20
Zeddicus is John Cleese. Intelligent and surreal comedy, love it.

04 Jun 2021 18:13:37
haha brilliant Zedd.

04 Jun 2021 18:41:56
Mane is Senegalese, is he not?
I thought you were going with Matip instead of Sancho, for a moment, Zed.

04 Jun 2021 18:45:31
Very good Zed. Except that Mane is from Senegal. Matip is from Cameroon.

04 Jun 2021 19:10:27
Ah good point there Rigsby and Brommers :facepalm:!

Matip for Sancho would be a bold move, and Klopp DID play Caulker up front, but let's just assume that I am a wally!

Fortunately, Senegal was also a French colony, so the theory still works ;-)

04 Jun 2021 18:37:24
Zed that is some very unique and funny content. Looked it.

05 Jun 2021 08:47:00
Zed, I can honestly say you can quit your day job and be a comedian. You are a riot, man.







 

 

 
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