30 Jun 2020 18:13:37
Apologies if this post is posted several times, the last two times I hit send prematurely.

I would like to tip my hat (or remove my mask as is the case here for me because as you can see from my profile photo I am not a big hat wearer (in fact I despise them and 80% of those who wear them) to two of our own Ben Woodburn and Cameron Brannagan who are set to compete in the League One Playoffs this weekend (as well as Jordan Rossiter, I believe) for Oxford United.

As an oxford based liverpool fan (two teams good gracious me I should be strung up on a rope somewhere for this judging by Harry's abuse on a recent thread which of course I was one of the abusers) with a season ticket for the yellows cameron has been a fantastic signing for us, ben has been great when he's played but as I'm sure you'll be aware he has had severe injury problems this year although he should be available for the weekend.

Join me join me JOIN ME in wishing the two liverpool lads all the best in the quest for promotion.

30 Jun 2020 18:46:20
Absolutely! good luck to the lads.

30 Jun 2020 20:59:00
Are you okay Zoom? Your sentences are much shorter now. 😁.

30 Jun 2020 21:15:16
My original sentence was death due to the delusions I was having but I got off Scot free and am now living a typically deranged lifestyle. I will be unleashing much more fury and potentially anger, joy, sadness, banter, jargon, jibes and what have you in days weeks months years milliseconds millennia centuries to come don't you worry about that sonny jim (as far as I know your name is not actually jim but for all I know it could be (and really it would suit my point if it was or perhaps youd help me out and legally change your Christian name to jim, the surname is not obligatory but if you'd like to while you're doing the surname its no skin off my back fella (the skin on my face is a different matter as the wraiths pulled a bit of that off)

30 Jun 2020 21:45:55
Aw, nobody has asked me to change my name before. And with a J to Jim. Some girls have tried to change it to Jerk, but it didn't stick.

And you are on some mighty potent stuff. Are the landings soft or hard?

30 Jun 2020 22:40:44
Dont let those fillies get you down Jim, you're better than that and all those hundreds of girls that have called you a jerk don't know what they're missing, they've missed out on a real gem (sapphire, ruby, emerald, amethyst etc etc etc) and as far as I can tell a real diamond in the rough as jafar the great would say (the villain in aladdin played by some bloke or other) .

But as far as me asking for the name change, I was not asking I was demanding fella so please please pretty please with a glace cherry on top will you? You don't have to I'm only asking

But yes velocity 9 can be very mightily potent and gives me some real highs as well as some severely extreme lows (the likes of which are too upsetting to go into detail but I will anyway- custody battles and the likes (I won lol) ) . Good to hear from you you amazing man Jim.

01 Jul 2020 07:28:56
You have no idea what amazing powers your stuff is giving you. I do indeed work with diamonds, emeralds, rubies and sapphires on a daily basis; I'm a 4th generation jeweller.

And let's not get carried away Zoom. I said "some", so let's not venture into the "hundreds of girls".

(Everyone is watching and asking "wtf has all this got to do with LFC"? ) .

01 Jul 2020 11:20:55
Have to say I had my reservations about you at first Jimbo but you are a credit to this site, nay this world, what a fine presumably 51 year old man you are.

In all seriousness now no jibing to be seen here, good luck to all liverpool players past and present in the league one playoffs on friday and monday.

01 Jul 2020 11:26:09
But I'm not sure if the jeweller comment was a bit of sarcastic wit or not but zoom doesn't like sarcasm so therefore I will disregard it and presume it to be 100% the truth, so I must be psychic, either that or a deranged stalker, answers on a postcard please.

As for the girls i apologise for inflating the numbers but in my line of work (a speedster) these things have to be done from time to time.

01 Jul 2020 15:50:38
There was no sarcasm Zoom. I am indeed a jeweller. And you have omnipotent, and potentially, very dangerous powers. Just stop hitting your face into walls and sidewalks, and life could be amazing.

But it seems you still need some practice with the powers. I'm not 51. I bait everyone with the ra1969 username and they fall for it every single time. I'm 59 and going to be 60 soon.

Inflation and exaggeration is fine. Many on here do it, it's cool. My friend with the username "Longthing" is an absolute gentleman, LOL.